People in love make me want to vomit
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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