Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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