I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Help. Why am I so naked?
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