I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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