HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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