You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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