Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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