and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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