So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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