Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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