i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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