I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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