its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
My breasts were aching with rage.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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