i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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