But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Don't make out with my wife yet
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Green mimosas i think yes
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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