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operation harelip BJ is a go

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(951): View more from California

now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.

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(206): View more from Washington

well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas

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(973): View more from New Jersey

She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.

(201): View more from New Jersey

Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...

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(707): View more from California

Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.

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(440): View more from Ohio

You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.

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(315): View more from New York

Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.

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