You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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