maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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