The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Hippo gnu deer
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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