I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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