I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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