Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize