im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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