it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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