did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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