Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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