yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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