her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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