shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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