i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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