Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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