I look better un-naked...
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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