That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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