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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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