he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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