I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
