I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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