By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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