OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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