So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
it hurts more in the daytime
I wish i was in the wii world.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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