I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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