You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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