Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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