Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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