You smell like stripper and shame
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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