road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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