Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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