I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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