i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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