Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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