we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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