She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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