Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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