This is not my ceiling
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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